Turkey Leg Meltdown

This episode's grade is an "A."
CBS
  1. Picking two barrels out of a hundred and incurring a penalty for choosing incorrectly is like the half of an Amazing Race Detour you shouldn’t pick. 
  2. Survivor challenges are often swimming-forward.
  3. The water at the challenge site has the same disconcertingly opaque quality as the water in the hot tub on Big Brother.
  4. On Love Island, contestants are given a lot of options (people to date), then choose among them, not unlike choosing two barrels out of a hundred.

    A masterful encapsulation of all four shows…

Once, Lizzie forgot to bid on a $0.01 copy of the Sex and the City complete series box set. She still thinks about it.

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